Noodles: Hey, let’s give him an even number. Eight… let’s pick an eight.
Patrick ‘Patsy’ Goldberg: Eight… yeah, it’s a good number.
Philip ‘Cockeye’ Stein: Wait, what about the other pischers?
Max: We’re better than fate. Some we give the good life, others we give it…up the ass.
Phillip Cockeye Stein: I wish I’d been switched as a baby.
Max: What makes you think you weren’t?